Help! I'm Bad At My Job! | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup

8. 06. 2020
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  • I thot To Sti was a great firefighter, the only reason he was on fire was because he just slid thru the planet

    afbanjagjafdbxcvbrtjwsasdgfafbanjagjafdbxcvbrtjwsasdgfPřed dnem
  • Hey make movie

    Homocide detective ManHomocide detective ManPřed 3 dny
  • why did the chinese dude sound russian?

    LamonsLamonsPřed 4 dny
  • Why did the firefighter from China have a Japanese accent?

    DannyDannyPřed 5 dny
  • He’s from China but has a Japanese accent?

    Bunny Butt69Bunny Butt69Před 7 dny
  • This is how the commies will invade the US

    Ethan PerezEthan PerezPřed 8 dny
  • 1:45 eww

    Tiger BoothTiger BoothPřed 8 dny
  • I don't quite understand the joke at 1:13. Did I miss something?

    Nope Just NopeNope Just NopePřed 11 dny
  • 0:16 pause and read his notes 📝

    Marcus MurrayMarcus MurrayPřed 21 dnem
  • "I have a bomb" What a super effective messaging campaign. He got his point across to everyone.

    Patrick's MusicPatrick's MusicPřed 22 dny
  • Scuba school one is dark

    Patrick's MusicPatrick's MusicPřed 22 dny
  • 0:33 Uh excuse me what

    Patrick's MusicPatrick's MusicPřed 22 dny
  • Mr. To stee

    Jose RamirezJose RamirezPřed měsícem
  • toast-ee

    Zuperdude7Zuperdude7Před měsícem
  • "I have a bomb."

    Nicolò OgheriNicolò OgheriPřed 2 měsíci
  • (0:16) Look at his notes

    A CA CPřed 2 měsíci
  • Oh no! im a bad chef!

    Random dead channel with a profile picRandom dead channel with a profile picPřed 2 měsíci

    The Nerd BeastThe Nerd BeastPřed 2 měsíci
  • I feel bad for and kinda hate fisherman fred

    Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27Před 2 měsíci
  • The fisher one got dark real quick but not fast enough

    Heather WilsonHeather WilsonPřed 2 měsíci
  • 2:48

    tha police 465tha police 465Před 3 měsíci
  • Is it just me or has C&H just become chuckle humor? Like I just watched “the decision” again that shit got me laughing

    Monkeyman3000Monkeyman3000Před 3 měsíci
  • I don't get why the two threw up,was his food bad or something?

    Lucifer MagneLucifer MagnePřed 3 měsíci
  • Did anyone else pause during the first one when it shows his speech notes? Im glad i did.

    Bent RodBent RodPřed 3 měsíci
  • When you have a bomb...

    LegendaryWimpLegendaryWimpPřed 3 měsíci
  • The customers one was my fave

    The Roblox GamerThe Roblox GamerPřed 3 měsíci
  • School ends every 1 3:22

    Jennifer JohnsonJennifer JohnsonPřed 3 měsíci
  • I seriously don't get that "Customers" skit

    Sir 'Quellin Esquire IVSir 'Quellin Esquire IVPřed 3 měsíci
  • 0:45 rip his nuts lmao

  • love the facemasks, wish i had money to buy em😞

    aydinramosaydinramosPřed 4 měsíci
  • 2:18 genuinely feel bad for him

    Kaiza KizaruKaiza KizaruPřed 4 měsíci
  • The shop thing made me sad the other ones are gonna be poor then

    FlashlightFlashlightPřed 4 měsíci
  • *I HAVE A BOMB* the guy that stayed was like: nice! I have one too! That means we will work together to destroy this place?

    Chara Dreemurr.Chara Dreemurr.Před 4 měsíci
  • *First Skit* : That was a _Japanese_ accent, but you said that he was from China. You got that one wrong. It's like giving a German accent to someone and saying that he comes from Scotland

    Michael AdkinsMichael AdkinsPřed 4 měsíci
  • Whats the classical music in the fishing one actually called?

    Toby ScorerToby ScorerPřed 4 měsíci
  • 1:37 why did they puke?

    Selipar GravitiSelipar GravitiPřed 4 měsíci
  • Delet you chanal

    Bored MeBored MePřed 4 měsíci
  • You are not safe

    Bored MeBored MePřed 4 měsíci
  • 2:23 AAAAAAACTUALLY, divers use compressed air, not oxygen (r/wooosh, ik, the joke was still very funny 🤣)

    Hannes BiersackHannes BiersackPřed 4 měsíci
  • WOW!🥇

    Mohammad MayoofMohammad MayoofPřed 5 měsíci
  • 1:52 that's called business

    Luka ŽuljLuka ŽuljPřed 5 měsíci
  • The one guy that stayed: maybe if I do nothing he will not be able to see my

    good stuffgood stuffPřed 5 měsíci
  • 8⃣6⃣4⃣

    mjstory1976mjstory1976Před 5 měsíci
  • Music @2:03

    Md AmmadMd AmmadPřed 5 měsíci
  • That fire pole should be leading to Australia, not China.

    Gilberto TabaresGilberto TabaresPřed 5 měsíci
  • 0:53 My man just did two things 1. Solved global warming Or 2. I c e. A g e

    xX Devn xXxX Devn xXPřed 5 měsíci
  • Lol

    TheEddieVRGang :DTheEddieVRGang :DPřed 5 měsíci
  • Monday on Monday watching on monday

    Dat Skeleton BoiDat Skeleton BoiPřed 5 měsíci
  • Fisherman Fred isn't bad at his job, he's simply unlucky. He's lucky at murdering small children though.

    David BurrusDavid BurrusPřed 5 měsíci
  • Cyanide and happiness can be fucked up sometimes. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

    TurtleSellingADairyProductTurtleSellingADairyProductPřed 5 měsíci
  • Lol the speech reminders

    Laughing GrimLaughing GrimPřed 5 měsíci
  • He will stuck in center of earth forever

    ANDOSANANDOSANPřed 5 měsíci
  • 0:17 speech reminders stay calm make occasional eye contact smile peeing yourself alot pooping that's all I can see

    Lurky BoioLurky BoioPřed 5 měsíci

    DJ HandyDJ HandyPřed 5 měsíci
  • Booooooo 👎

    the pretties irinethe pretties irinePřed 5 měsíci
  • That was me in the last clip😭

    Sad larrySad larryPřed 5 měsíci
  • I'm bad at my job but they refuse to fire me

    That GuyThat GuyPřed 5 měsíci
  • Morning mood🙏🏻

  • What is that fishing pole made of?!

    YumeiAnime_YTYumeiAnime_YTPřed 5 měsíci
  • Him : -Heavily Breathes- Think everyone, yes everyone is naked. Him: I have a bomb. Everyone: Runs away His mind: Everyone running naked

    Aldrin MicayaAldrin MicayaPřed 5 měsíci
  • I have a bomb was my favorite it made me crack up so hard

    Brenden StahlBrenden StahlPřed 5 měsíci
  • Why does he have a Japanese accent ?

    Nicky RathorNicky RathorPřed 5 měsíci
  • 0:54 how dose he put out the core

    It’s Game TimeIt’s Game TimePřed 5 měsíci
  • I don't think it's a coincidence that 0:28 The Chinese firefighter has the same voice of the fire whisperer

    Hi There! OFFICIALHi There! OFFICIALPřed 5 měsíci
  • I want to fish like that but here at my place is don't have any water there have a water but to far away

    angelamae mantesangelamae mantesPřed 5 měsíci
  • Ppeenniiss

    Zain BhayaniZain BhayaniPřed 5 měsíci
  • (ツ)7

    Kacenka SukuKacenka SukuPřed 5 měsíci
  • 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

    Indra LimbuIndra LimbuPřed 5 měsíci
  • This is the guy who animates the terrible prison ads

    pikaenerd 1500pikaenerd 1500Před 5 měsíci
  • *I HAVE A BOMB* That one dude: guess I’ll die 🤷

    the furry who Animatesthe furry who AnimatesPřed 5 měsíci
  • The chinese guy has a japanese accent tho

    MattexMattexPřed 5 měsíci
  • Can someone explain 1:03 , I dont get what happened in this short

    Epicdeity898Epicdeity898Před 5 měsíci
  • For the guy in fisherman: there wasnt any bait on his hook I dont know what he expected

    YoinkYoinkPřed 5 měsíci
  • _Extremely_ surprised harry the handsome butcher wasn't in this compilation

    whYLiE09whYLiE09Před 5 měsíci
  • 3:19 why did that get me? 😂

    The VR VibeThe VR VibePřed 5 měsíci
  • The fact that the outer core was emty is really bad

    bIRBbIRBPřed 5 měsíci
  • Idk why im commenting this but does anyone ever think of a world were the sun is made of water and not fire

    savage dudesavage dudePřed 5 měsíci
  • Earth has died without is core

    Gianluigi TampaliniGianluigi TampaliniPřed 5 měsíci
  • He sounds more Japanese than Chinese hahaa

    Stitch FM - The Human RadioStitch FM - The Human RadioPřed 5 měsíci
  • Don’t think many of these are new, but I hate how they never put the credits scenes in anymore

    Chaos Phantom90Chaos Phantom90Před 5 měsíci
  • I am a fan😂3

    Ventura ManhiqueVentura ManhiquePřed 5 měsíci
  • They got the Chinese accent perfect on the first one

    AndotusAndotusPřed 5 měsíci
  • what happened in the 2nd one

    Sharon BooreSharon BoorePřed 5 měsíci
  • ?

    ROBLOX XooyasdROBLOX XooyasdPřed 5 měsíci
  • The Chinese firefighter sounds Japanese.

    Ash GreenAsh GreenPřed 5 měsíci
  • I have a Bomb

    Indiana The 3rdIndiana The 3rdPřed 5 měsíci
  • :>

    Евгений МостовойЕвгений МостовойPřed 5 měsíci
  • The public speaking one looks like Owen from the tv show Central Park trying time give a speech in episode 4

    Ryan CarrionRyan CarrionPřed 5 měsíci
  • Stop said the bad word pls

    Animation Ryan StudiosAnimation Ryan StudiosPřed 5 měsíci
  • 2:29 U do not recognize the bodys in the water

    thebosstrethebosstrePřed 5 měsíci
  • Bb

    Ida RahimIda RahimPřed 5 měsíci
  • 0:17 read...

    DanielDanielPřed 5 měsíci
  • lol

    ok *ok *Před 5 měsíci
  • The last one was my favorite

    Cream PotatoCream PotatoPřed 5 měsíci
  • 2nd one was my favorite marketing campaign

    NOSCAMNOSCAMPřed 5 měsíci
  • The guy which stayed wasn't happy with his life

    Harshitraj SinghHarshitraj SinghPřed 5 měsíci
  • 😂😂😂😂😂

    Gina HallidayGina HallidayPřed 5 měsíci
  • “...who’s come here all the way from Gina.” Yeah, I came from a ‘gina too, yknow...

    Kleo3392Kleo3392Před 5 měsíci
  • From everybody is naked to everybody is an insect to I have a bomb in 3 seconds

    Gian Marco TeGian Marco TePřed 5 měsíci
  • Amazon death air plus was quite funny

    Giuseppe VeghenGiuseppe VeghenPřed 5 měsíci