Why All Children Should Be Banned! | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup

12. 10. 2020
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  • Martin is just classic-

    Music_ IllusionMusic_ IllusionPřed 3 dny
  • Any kid who complains about getting Easter Cadbury creme egggs for Halloween should be banned

    Jonathan WarrdddedcxddeececldronJonathan WarrdddedcxddeececldronPřed 9 dny
  • I absolutely loved the Halloween one plz make more you got ur self a sub

  • “I lied” 😰🥶 gave me chills

    Est MihiEst MihiPřed 12 dny
  • Tall boys Hass to be my favorite

    Ryan ReynoldsRyan ReynoldsPřed 18 dny
  • Fart in a jar martin do be having sharkrad picture

    {Chris Afton}{Chris Afton}Před 19 dny
  • So Martin is in 2001?

    Noah AndersonNoah AndersonPřed 20 dny
  • Sooo artin farts EVERYDAY!?

    James HowardJames HowardPřed 20 dny
    • *martin

      James HowardJames HowardPřed 20 dny
  • Martin is the only one who look different?

    JØRDANJØRDANPřed 22 dny
  • What was your morning

    Ritak08 HaxRitak08 HaxPřed měsícem
  • Why did the dude looks like james charlis

    beyond the unknownbeyond the unknownPřed měsícem
  • How do you Capture a fart in a jar

    The Coolest DanielThe Coolest DanielPřed měsícem
  • Wait. If all kids are banned, who'd watch ur shorts then?

    Harry PotterHarry PotterPřed měsícem
  • I thought your target demographic was teenagers who are technically still children

    Kehinde BalogunKehinde BalogunPřed měsícem
  • Wtf

    88 Apes88 ApesPřed měsícem
  • Look closely at 3:20 and you can see that Red Flavor costs 5, Blue flavor costs 6, and no flavor costs 7.

    Test_Account237Test_Account237Před měsícem
  • I don’t get the ant thing

    jj playzjj playzPřed měsícem
  • So did we all miss that Martin only farts once a day

    William JamesWilliam JamesPřed měsícem
  • Yesterday I donate my PHONE , WATCH and WALLET to the poor guy . You can't imagine the happiness that i felt as l saw him putting the gun back in his pocket .

    G Carl ManzanoG Carl ManzanoPřed měsícem
  • If you learn nothing from the second short, here's a handy suggestion... At least use seasonally appropriate candy.

    Talia RockTalia RockPřed měsícem
  • We want more of tall boy hit the town

    Aneeq MughalAneeq MughalPřed měsícem
  • n a n i

    Chef CheemsChef CheemsPřed měsícem
  • HAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂

    Kaylee WilsonKaylee WilsonPřed měsícem
  • PLS

    alex swin 2.alex swin 2.Před měsícem

    alex swin 2.alex swin 2.Před měsícem
  • Martin put the jar facing the wall, and then it magically turns around, away from the wall

    Faraz IqbalFaraz IqbalPřed měsícem
  • The song always gets in my head 😂💃

    Christine FerreiraChristine FerreiraPřed měsícem
  • my story of jar

    Chill_ForestChill_ForestPřed měsícem
  • E

    dietrichyxxdietrichyxxPřed měsícem
  • Do Lightning Kid a Cyanide and Happiness Video and were done with Kids get Parenting videos

    Kurt BertumenKurt BertumenPřed měsícem
  • It was the "I lied" for meee😂😂 that was in the fart a jar Martin clip.😂😂

    Harmony ShortHarmony ShortPřed měsícem
  • If I had the choice, I'd smash his jar.

    Christopher HagerChristopher HagerPřed měsícem
  • Ah, the argument for abortion

    GyroscopicjesterGyroscopicjesterPřed měsícem
  • fart in a jar martin is 99.9 air and 0.1 percent jar

    AJ CarrAJ CarrPřed měsícem
  • When is Ted Bear 3 comming

    Jakob AspJakob AspPřed měsícem
  • when that last bit of fart in a jar martin was like: “i lied”, it always freaks me out so bad edit: grammar

    deanisokdeanisokPřed měsícem
  • 2:00is brutal

    MaryoMaryoPřed měsícem
  • To the early squad reading this may you live healthier and happier for 100 years (See my name btw

    Jebanesh PhysioJebanesh PhysioPřed měsícem
  • I have never been so offended by something that I 100% agree with

    Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27Před měsícem
  • COPPA hit hard. Plus, humor evolved. *"Devolved"*

    KudosKKudosKPřed měsícem
  • I want an update on what Fart in a Jar Martin is up to

    Sally VillarrealSally VillarrealPřed měsícem
  • Okay but how the hell do you get so many jars?

    Loco Gio MotocrozLoco Gio MotocrozPřed měsícem
  • I have hair

    Micah FerrinMicah FerrinPřed měsícem
  • April 4... Oh boy. My birthday.

    GreywallGreywallPřed měsícem
  • Sorry you need to be this tall to ride Adults that are just short: am I joke to you?

    TheRawringDog __TheRawringDog __Před měsícem
  • What Do I Do Lord? Destroy The Child! Corrupt Them All!

    RagonSwansonRagonSwansonPřed měsícem
  • All of these “Children” are. Boys, What did the girl “Children” Do? Is says ALL CHILDREN SHOULD BE BANNED, XD also classic C&H

    Crazycatportal88 Random channelCrazycatportal88 Random channelPřed měsícem
    • Made more bois?

      MabswerMabswerPřed měsícem
    • Well Girls makes all the Boys look bad and evil in front of the Elders

      Robbie SRobbie SPřed měsícem
  • “When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far; no one can ever tear them apart.” - Author Unknown

    LoveDose On YouTubeLoveDose On YouTubePřed měsícem
  • How can Martin maintain storage for all those jobs

    zackous67zackous67Před měsícem
  • Mama

    springtrap GGspringtrap GGPřed měsícem
  • Hi 👋

    the kingthe kingPřed měsícem
  • *Kids should be banned* Anakin: I see you too are a man of culture

    Jacob KrugerJacob KrugerPřed měsícem
  • I think one of the funniest part about tall kids is fact that one is white and the other is black, so it means if bottom legs would show for a second they would be of a black person, even tho face of the person is white, so i wonder how all the other people that saw it would think this one person would look like under the coat

    ZedowskyyZedowskyyPřed měsícem
  • That 2nd one really got me

    weird animationweird animationPřed měsícem
  • Fart in a jar Martin should be banned for keeping fart in a jar

    Sonya MitchellSonya MitchellPřed měsícem
  • New animation for Steve plz plz plz 🙃

    Ben NeBen NePřed měsícem
  • Fart in the jar Martin is an idiot.

    Cirino saldanaCirino saldanaPřed měsícem
  • 2:16 I laugh Every time

    Midnights comics and skitsMidnights comics and skitsPřed měsícem
  • But... It isn’t Monday... It’s *TUESDAY*

    pineapple pastepineapple pastePřed měsícem
  • i love these short clips the always make my day

    Raven NoonanRaven NoonanPřed měsícem
  • At least he got beer🍺🍻

    Ish JainIsh JainPřed měsícem
  • BAN? ...OF THIS WORLD = KILL! Yes, mr. officer it's this channel who brainwashed me to this.

    Werewolf MasterWerewolf MasterPřed měsícem
  • that person who hates gawr gura would agree with this vid.

    Mr SexyMr SexyPřed měsícem
  • Dear dairy :some times i dont understand

    Napthaly C. DansalanNapthaly C. DansalanPřed měsícem
  • The is a picture of shark dad in the room I didn’t realize it till now

    TheBlueInspectorTheBlueInspectorPřed měsícem
  • 2 more dislikes and this has 100 💯 dislikes 😭

    HypingSugarHypingSugarPřed měsícem
  • Americans when they realise that children eventually take 100 percent of the jobs

    superprameysuperprameyPřed měsícem
  • Can we please have more Jimmy three balls

    Pants RaptorPants RaptorPřed měsícem
  • 👍✔😆

    Dylan ZapataDylan ZapataPřed měsícem
  • Things could always be worse. In a few years, his dates will know him as "Shart in a car" Martin.

    Guy BooGuy BooPřed měsícem
  • Plot twist: the children imagined the whole thing to cope with the death of mr macelroy

    SUGAR !CESUGAR !CEPřed měsícem
  • Imagine if all those jars fell and broke.. releasing the most toxic gas that ever existed on earth

    Joshua RomanianJoshua RomanianPřed měsícem
  • Reruns of reruns. We all agree children are gross.

    Amanda AndersonAmanda AndersonPřed měsícem
  • Sounds like Kappa Najar

    BillionSkydiverBillionSkydiverPřed měsícem
  • The ant one will haunt my nightmares.

    GordatadosGordatadosPřed měsícem
  • *good thing I don’t want kids*

    Scott’s Aerial VideosScott’s Aerial VideosPřed měsícem
  • Is it wrong if I thought "fart in a jar" martin was a mutant worm creature

    The BoiThe BoiPřed měsícem
  • The last one is good

    gamer Lorangamer LoranPřed měsícem
  • pets should be banned

    Caiden BarriosCaiden BarriosPřed měsícem
  • Just reuploading old clips, I see

    Pikachu KingPikachu KingPřed měsícem
  • It's the moustache! He recognised the kids a mile away, but once he saw the moustache there was no doubt it was a tall nice looking man.

    SysGhostSysGhostPřed měsícem
  • They had me at fart in a jar

    David PellecchiaDavid PellecchiaPřed měsícem
  • Im early

    Harry PotterHarry PotterPřed měsícem
  • nice vid

    Santana ShawntezSantana ShawntezPřed měsícem
  • this is very educational in a funny way

    Jahziel PeraltaJahziel PeraltaPřed měsícem
  • "Children should be banned" Their entire audience:

    Minecraft SteveMinecraft StevePřed měsícem
  • Hey guys. Im trying my best trying to be a yt gamer. Plz help me get 100 subs on yt. God bless

    da boybenda boybenPřed měsícem
  • Hey those tall boys and the Halloween boys are the same. I recently noticed that

    Abhraneel GuptaAbhraneel GuptaPřed měsícem
  • I left a comment

    realerdealersrealerdealersPřed měsícem
  • Oh ok then.

    that one kid on the internetthat one kid on the internetPřed měsícem
  • Fart in a jar Martin is surprisingly not weird compared to the rest of the content

    Shadesword675Shadesword675Před měsícem
  • Guys hear me out. If you child gets in trouble in school it gives you a reason to punch somebody. The principle and teacher.

    Just A Bored Person ytJust A Bored Person ytPřed měsícem
  • "Why All Children Should Be Banned!" B-b-b-but, Nickelodeon said... :,(

    Chris RJChris RJPřed měsícem
    • BAN!

      BFDI Pencil & Swee Heng Official/FBDIBFDI Pencil & Swee Heng Official/FBDIPřed měsícem
  • Video idea: Promise a 9 year old boy watches his grandfather die in front of him and the grandpa says that he will be watching over him 12 years later the kid gets pulled over by the cops after handing his license they were going to arrest him but then a bullet comes out of nowhere and hits the cop in the brain turns out it's his grandpa that shot the bullet with a sniper rifle

    FlamingGoldenFox the gold foxFlamingGoldenFox the gold foxPřed měsícem
  • Can we let charmx react this

    koko Fidelkoko FidelPřed měsícem
  • If it wasn't for children we wouldn't have age restrictions on booze

    Kyle CassarKyle CassarPřed měsícem
  • This is veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy epic

    Xerox TonyXerox TonyPřed měsícem
  • awesome

    Allen RusianaAllen RusianaPřed měsícem
  • Ohh...

    Joel LeeJoel LeePřed měsícem
  • Humanity is down to few survivors. The hordes of hell spawned demon attack by sense of smell. Your farts are now silent and deadly. However, a hero arises that discovered he has prepared for this moment since he was a child. Fart-in-a-Jar Martin stars in "He Who Smelt It!"

    NukeMarineNukeMarinePřed měsícem