Why Schools Should Stay Closed | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup

10. 08. 2020
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  • I really thought that he shoot them

    John wickJohn wickPřed 5 dny
  • 1:17 read the chalk board

    Marcus MurrayMarcus MurrayPřed 21 dnem
  • Please read the bible

    Robbie MwirigiRobbie MwirigiPřed měsícem
  • I hate him Fart in the jar martin...

    KarenKarenPřed měsícem
  • My call for December 2020 fart in a jar martins jars all break.

    lord echolord echoPřed měsícem
  • 😂🔥🤣🤩😅❤😂🤩😂🔥🤣🧨🤣

    ایت الله فاکرایت الله فاکرPřed měsícem
  • Anywone else realize when god farted it made a universe.

    Swifttech360Swifttech360Před měsícem
  • I don't know a single Christian who thinks the Universe is 6000 years old Apparently a lot of A-thiests have never heard of time dilation lolol

    Scott WhiteScott WhitePřed 2 měsíci
  • Bruh what if god exists but he created humans after the dinosaurs died and he just assumed he created the world case everything was on fire because of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

    i am a cati am a catPřed 2 měsíci
  • 4.5B year is wrong, 4,6B is true :D

    Bl4ckLegoBl4ckLegoPřed 2 měsíci
  • How many people came here wanting to see Cyanide and Happiness' sick take on covid-19? I did it. I am sorely disappointed. Even Bob's Burgers made fun of covid-19 lockdowns. WTF dudes? Bob Burgers has bigger cahones than you guys? Come on! Do a covid skit. What happened to the guys that did the "Don't Read" signs and "Speed Racist" ?

    Bill TBill TPřed 2 měsíci
  • Plot twist, Fart in The Jar Martin is God and the fart is the entire Cyanide universe.

    Just Some Girl With A MustacheJust Some Girl With A MustachePřed 2 měsíci
  • N O P E I T W A S A A A A A A L L L L M E

    Kali WarnerKali WarnerPřed 2 měsíci
  • sharkrad poster on the left corner 2:49

    NobodyWatchesMyContentAnymoreToonsNobodyWatchesMyContentAnymoreToonsPřed 2 měsíci
  • hahaha.. Fart in a jur Martin

    Michal BaranowskiMichal BaranowskiPřed 2 měsíci
  • Doesnt fart in a jar Martin look like the guy in the new episode in Stockholm's

    Unknown ZergsUnknown ZergsPřed 2 měsíci
  • First Cartoon, the reason we don't let God into our schools

    N.LitenMe_QuntN.LitenMe_QuntPřed 2 měsíci
  • Are we gonna ignore the fact he made a universe in class by farting

    Xpired SnipezXpired SnipezPřed 2 měsíci
  • The biggest problems in American schools...keeping God away

    charles aghahowacharles aghahowaPřed 2 měsíci
  • Mustttt beee aaaaaa mondayyyyyy

    prince ejay bongoprince ejay bongoPřed 2 měsíci
  • It was 24 years. Ever since he farted in his jar in *ONLY ONE TIME. IT HAPPENED ONCE.*

    Noob. I guess.Noob. I guess.Před 2 měsíci
  • No one: The quiet kid in school: 1:29

    iFIopsi RobloxiFIopsi RobloxPřed 2 měsíci
  • Hmm make one about area direa / area 51

    Fatedreal WiliamsFatedreal WiliamsPřed 2 měsíci
  • He farted on my birthday.

    Mr. MuffinMr. MuffinPřed 2 měsíci
  • No such a comedy in Islamic country....

    Davy WangDavy WangPřed 2 měsíci
    • What do you mean?

      Jihad ARJihad ARPřed 2 měsíci
  • 1:30 times where you see this, you would’ve expected the kid to shoot the entire classroom but not according to C&H😂😂😂

    Janene RankinJanene RankinPřed 2 měsíci
  • coz COVID-19

    Collision ParticleCollision ParticlePřed 2 měsíci
  • Why schools should stay closed... SO WE CAN WATCH CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS

    Slime Games developmentSlime Games developmentPřed 2 měsíci
  • As one man said years ago we as humans don’t live that long and have too many things that change the story a winner a loser and a inherited history that could be changed by the tellers or writers even today a great look is BLM which means that black people killed in clear crimes against them should have justice as in the killer put in jail but ppl think it is something else which is annoying but a simple fact of the lies humans tell

    GetOnADamnDietGetOnADamnDietPřed 2 měsíci
  • C U Y

    Damon AuraDamon AuraPřed 2 měsíci
  • Martin’s butt gas was on my day of birth, this is epic

    Gary GordleGary GordlePřed 3 měsíci
  • Let me tell you that there are those who steal these videos and publish them on Instagram and with a Saudi translation. But not as beautiful as your videos😁

    أســتبرق 'أســتبرق 'Před 3 měsíci
  • you should not make clips with me

    Gi4nn4rossGi4nn4rossPřed 3 měsíci
  • @cyanide and happiness - can I use the first section of this video

    Ben GoreeBen GoreePřed 3 měsíci
  • fart in a jar martin

    MoTaKezMoTaKezPřed 3 měsíci
  • Look at top left 2:44

    Ajay FujiwaraTauerAjay FujiwaraTauerPřed 3 měsíci
  • On the second one I just noticed the chalk board.

    FearTheWeird300FearTheWeird300Před 3 měsíci
  • Last one just lol

    Cherry BlossomsCherry BlossomsPřed 3 měsíci
  • Am I the only one who noticed Gods fart turn into a spiral galaxy?

    Saint JimmySaint JimmyPřed 3 měsíci
  • the first one describes the arguments atheists have with religious people

    Jamaya HowardJamaya HowardPřed 3 měsíci
  • 0:16 Looking at that mustache and listening to that voice, I think he’s Chip Chapley, and I think he’s got this.

    Troy HaughtelinTroy HaughtelinPřed 3 měsíci
  • Did anyone else see the Shark-rad poster in martins room ?

    James WolfJames WolfPřed 3 měsíci
  • Their in high school but he was in fourth grade 24 years ago

    James WolfJames WolfPřed 3 měsíci
  • Imma fart in a jar and keep it for a while see what happens

    Chattman4311Chattman4311Před 3 měsíci
  • Anyone noticed that when the hit farted it came out as the milky way

    Katherine beachyKatherine beachyPřed 3 měsíci
  • I'll have god as my teacher👍👍👍😂😂😂he so funny

  • You forgot about gym class

    Holly love gachaHolly love gachaPřed 3 měsíci
  • 1:33 and look at these two kids in trenchcoats want to join

    The Shöcker PitThe Shöcker PitPřed 3 měsíci
  • Actually what if you made a Monday mashup of gaming

    Racer RedRacer RedPřed 3 měsíci
  • Yellow shirt kid be like: BWAAAAAA HE AAAAHAHHHHHH!!!

    Eddie CarosoneEddie CarosonePřed 3 měsíci
  • 1:10. Compare and contrast. Dogknots, poop, boobs, chest etc

    [HyperZone][HyperZone]Před 3 měsíci
  • God is the best in these animations!

    [HyperZone][HyperZone]Před 3 měsíci
  • God. He's so cool.

    Joshua WaldorfJoshua WaldorfPřed 3 měsíci
  • You guys should do a video when the bottle breaks and all of farts come out and causes a fallout

    DJ PendejoDJ PendejoPřed 3 měsíci
  • Can't you translate it into Arabic?

    أســتبرق 'أســتبرق 'Před 3 měsíci
    • Compulsive Commenter I do not know english. I am using a translator and it is difficult for him to translate the video

      أســتبرق 'أســتبرق 'Před 3 měsíci
    • No but maybe you can

      Compulsive CommenterCompulsive CommenterPřed 3 měsíci
  • 1000th comment

    •Candy ••Candy •Před 3 měsíci
  • 999th comment

    •Candy ••Candy •Před 3 měsíci
  • :)))

    •Candy ••Candy •Před 3 měsíci
  • The teacher is trying to argue with God, the teacher loses

    Christian SChristian SPřed 3 měsíci
  • World Leaders: Were going to open schools God: NUH UHHHH DON'T THINK SO Corona cases rises 20%

    Mr_FluffAMuffinsMr_FluffAMuffinsPřed 3 měsíci
  • Fart in a Jar Martin actually makes me uncomfortable

    Liz ElloLiz ElloPřed 3 měsíci
  • The religious beliefs and the scientific perspective don't necessarily oppose one another.

    Jocom FiresinJocom FiresinPřed 3 měsíci
    • Yes they absolutely do

      MBM BobaMBM BobaPřed 3 měsíci
  • How Christians:explain god

    Warren SimpsonWarren SimpsonPřed 3 měsíci
  • Do some Christians really think that earth was formed 6000 years ago?

    GocolasGocolasPřed 3 měsíci
    • @Cyberfunk what

      GocolasGocolasPřed 2 měsíci
    • Not that simple. Carbon method was proven flawed, and at the same time some argue about how God sees time

      CyberfunkCyberfunkPřed 2 měsíci
    • @7th Sin thats strange

      GocolasGocolasPřed 3 měsíci
    • Some.. i think

      7th Sin7th SinPřed 3 měsíci
  • Yep can’t shoot schools up if they’re empty or here’s a better idea. STOP GIVING GUNS TO KIDS. Hey NRA how many kids did you kill today.

    The4 RealDealThe4 RealDealPřed 3 měsíci
  • Who else is a little afraid of Fart in a jar Martin?

    Meie LocrtMeie LocrtPřed 3 měsíci
  • No new content, just old ass compilations to milk some money out of the audience. Cyanude and trash

    DrainedDrainedPřed 3 měsíci
  • 2:50 M. Night Shamalamamon wrote this

    Pillow Mc normal manPillow Mc normal manPřed 3 měsíci
  • I can't find my original comment

    david martinezdavid martinezPřed 3 měsíci
  • 1:29 kid: I have a whole fucking armory under my desk

    undercover639undercover639Před 3 měsíci
  • *all the kids liked that*

    LT WangLT WangPřed 3 měsíci
  • He Got A Gun

    Amy KleefischAmy KleefischPřed 3 měsíci
  • Now this is quite the compilation....and probably accurate😂😂😂

    Acepilot8 gamingAcepilot8 gamingPřed 3 měsíci
  • "Why schools should stay closed" Me who still hates school: "I've never respected a youtube channel so much before"

    Furious BearFurious BearPřed 3 měsíci
  • 1998 was 4th grade. This post is for my wild, and cutting up ass friend who was once a class clown, today 8/17/ we're celebrating her 32nd birthday as best friends for over 10 years a lot of learning & unlearning🍷🎂💓 has gotten us here! God, school, & being weird got us this far!! see what I did there? 🌽ball grin*

    Ms. PKMs. PKPřed 3 měsíci
  • Never new god was a jackass

    Lori CardinalLori CardinalPřed 3 měsíci
  • I thought it was Killer Queen in the desk and he was under control of Bites the dust

    ジョルノジョバーナジョルノジョバーナPřed 3 měsíci
  • We definitely still need school if this stuff happens on a daily basis

    DoobulldorphDoobulldorphPřed 3 měsíci
  • Accurate.

    J024J024Před 3 měsíci
  • 2020: 4522

    Alexandra DelliouAlexandra DelliouPřed 3 měsíci
  • That moment when the Bible doesn’t support 6000 years ago either 🤧 silly people not actually reading

    Malachi TownsleyMalachi TownsleyPřed 3 měsíci
  • qeive in a can ann

    cprimecprimePřed 3 měsíci
  • Now do Muhammad

    TMASTMASPřed 3 měsíci
  • If god is that funny I can’t wait to to heaven

    VisionXGaming YTVisionXGaming YTPřed 3 měsíci
  • 0:45 The fart looked like space

    Jahfari HazelwoodJahfari HazelwoodPřed 3 měsíci
  • Imagine god is roasting u

    MichaelGaming YTMichaelGaming YTPřed 3 měsíci
  • loved how god's fart created a mini galaxy

    Felipe CruzFelipe CruzPřed 3 měsíci
  • Didn’t understand shit but it made me laugh😂😂

    The2ToneGemini 1The2ToneGemini 1Před 3 měsíci
  • Wait a minute no recoil Those are just totally guns toy guns

    But Zynga Yeah boy EBut Zynga Yeah boy EPřed 3 měsíci
  • Let's break the jar

    Łukasz KrzentowskiŁukasz KrzentowskiPřed 3 měsíci
  • 0:57 the kid laughing is 8 year old me laughing at literally anything in the tv.

    EveEvePřed 3 měsíci
  • 666 dislike, i laik it

    S7 • LumityS7 • LumityPřed 3 měsíci
  • Let's leave the dislikes at 666

    Donovan MckenzieDonovan MckenziePřed 3 měsíci
  • I think I voted 🗳 for Fart n a jar before 🤔

    iluvmym4iluvmym4Před 3 měsíci
  • 0:50 We were made in his image. No wonder we're a mess...

    Brimestone LewisBrimestone LewisPřed 3 měsíci
  • The second one perfectly portrays the American education system.

    ShadownodeShadownodePřed 3 měsíci
    • @L7ckyDuck no, that every American student is called William. /s

      ShadownodeShadownodePřed 2 měsíci
    • We have fun shooting up schools?

      L7ckyDuckL7ckyDuckPřed 2 měsíci
  • Oh. I was the sleeping guy. You saw me?

    Black CoffeeBlack CoffeePřed 3 měsíci
  • It will help everyone if the schools just didn't open

    mega netmega netPřed 3 měsíci
  • MORE MARTIN!! Please.

    Kylo BedoKylo BedoPřed 3 měsíci
  • Martin could make a atom bomb out of his jars!!

    karthikeyan shanmugasundaramkarthikeyan shanmugasundaramPřed 3 měsíci